I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.