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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Breaking via Slack:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Going viral on Facebook:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Just shared via Facebook:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Love is in the air fryer.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Navigating Bluesky feels like grinding in a JRPG without encountering any slimes 🐉🎮😅

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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2 months ago

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

58 shares on X this month:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

53 shares on Discord this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Making waves on Twitch:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Just shared via TikTok:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Just shared via Messenger:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Going bananas on X:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Spotted on Messenger:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Just shared via Threads:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

I was having a great day, and then, people.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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