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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what…

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, bedroom, boundary, call, clean, clean room, daddy, doing, funny response, humor, i, me, partner, partner teasing, playful, relationship, response, room, stop, teasing on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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