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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”