“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning. Commentary:This is me every morning, and caffeine rewards me for being consistent 😂☕💤 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver. You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’? Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room. I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead. I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.