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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

2 months ago

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

2 months ago

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

5 months ago

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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

3 months ago

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

2 months ago

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

2 months ago

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10 shares on YouTube this month:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

33 shares on Discord this month:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

14 shares on Discord this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Just shared via Threads:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Just shared via YouTube:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Trending via WhatsApp:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Trending via WeChat:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Spotted on Slack:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Spotted on Reddit:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Making waves on Twitch:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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