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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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