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  • If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.
  • Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.
  • Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.
  • I’m going to die from jealousy one day.
  • I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.
  • When someone dies people say ā€œhe’s going to meet his Makerā€. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.