“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation. Commentary:Who knew that teleportation required a spatula and a Wi-Fi connection? 🍴✨📡 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation. Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser. One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe. Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.