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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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Who knew that teleportation required a spatula and a Wi-Fi connection? 🍴✨📡

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cooking, ever, humor, internet, jump, recipe, shortcut, technology, teleportation, well on Oct 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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