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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.