(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times. Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times. No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something. You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account. Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.