(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good. Commentary:When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times. Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times. No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something. You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account. Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?