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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.