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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boy, boys, cool, humor, joke, me, milkshake, reach, shelf, top, top shelf, yard on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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