My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and Iβm like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! ππ₯€πͺ Related Funny Quotes π€ (to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake. Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment? Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.