My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.