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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.