Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.