Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something h… Commentary:"That's the 'I swear I'm innocent… except that one time' dance! 💃😅🙈" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet. The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got. I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.