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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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"That's the 'I swear I'm innocent… except that one time' dance! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™ˆ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accusation, actually, anger, being, frustration, guilt, humor, irony, male, man, nobody, sarcasm, something on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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