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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.