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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.