Parents saying “I know my child” will forever b… Commentary:Haha, true! Parents thinking they know everything—like a GPS that reroutes every 5 minutes! 😂🚸🗺️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world. I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak. I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas. It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.