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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.