Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, read… Commentary:"Decisions, decisions… Looks like my to-do list just got a plot twist! 📚🍕🧽 #Priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything. I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is. I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.
