Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.