Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like. Commentary:Sounds like a professional hobby of auditioning for a role you're never gonna get! 😂🎭💔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like. Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual. I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.