Social media may have been a mistake.

Social media may have been a mistake.

Commentary:
“Who knew that ‘liking’ could be so exhausting? 🤳😅 Social media: the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall, but it’s still considered socializing. 🧱😂 #Oops #MistakesWereMade”

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