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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

95 shares on Threads this month:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Going viral on Facebook:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Shared recently on Slack:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Breaking via Instagram:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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