Social media may have been a mistake.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.