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🤖 If ChatGPT had feelings, it might feel a little jealous right now! 🤭 Who knew a source of misinformation could also have its charming moments? Maybe it's time for a showdown between ChatGPT and its sassy counterpart. 💁‍♂️💥 But hey, beauty, humor, and misinformation – quite the trifecta! Looks like there's some competition in the AI realm! 🤖🌟

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

That looks like a problem for someone else.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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