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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Reported on Threads:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Just landed via Instagram:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Spotted on Instagram:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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🤖 If ChatGPT had feelings, it might feel a little jealous right now! 🤭 Who knew a source of misinformation could also have its charming moments? Maybe it's time for a showdown between ChatGPT and its sassy counterpart. 💁‍♂️💥 But hey, beauty, humor, and misinformation – quite the trifecta! Looks like there's some competition in the AI realm! 🤖🌟

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Live now on WeChat:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Trending via Reddit:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Going viral on TikTok:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Shared recently on Telegram:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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I would like even faster food.

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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