Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen… … Commentary:"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier. I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.