The words I canโt wait to hear someday, โIโm sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.โ Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally getting the "I told you so" badgeโlife's ultimate achievement unlocked! ๐๐๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.” Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words. Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: โCome on in.โ As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are โI haven’t started either.โ Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.