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Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Going viral on Reddit:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Just shared via Reddit:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Breaking via Twitch:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Live now on Facebook:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Going viral on Reddit:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Shared recently on X:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Breaking via X:

In banana years, I am bread.

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

3 months ago

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

About to form my very first opinion.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Just shared via Discord:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Breaking via Facebook:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Shared recently on Slack:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Just shared via Instagram:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Spotted on TikTok:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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