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Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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78 shares on Discord this month:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

76 shares on Discord this month:

Muting morons is good for your health.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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Please hesitate to reach out.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

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