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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.