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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.