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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now itโ€™s gone. Thatโ€™s how itโ€™s done.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also donโ€™t ever make it off the ground.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Donโ€™t fall for me โ€” Iโ€™ll treat you right, and youโ€™ll get bored and cheat.

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There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Please donโ€™t take illegal substances. Or at least, donโ€™t take MY illegal substances.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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