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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Trying to read a book, but Twitter keeps firing emojis at my brain! 📚🚀🤯

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, digital, digital life, distraction, humor, internet, life, mass, media, social, social media, technology, Twitter, weapon on Oct 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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