Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to read a book, but Twitter keeps firing emojis at my brain! πππ€― Related Funny Posts π€ A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet. If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why thereβs such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence. Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself. I’m not addicted to Twitter. Iβm just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say. Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.