Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.