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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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Dec 22, 2025

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Live now on Telegram:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Going viral on Twitch:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Just shared via Messenger:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Trending via Reddit:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Making waves on TikTok:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Going viral on TikTok:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Just shared via Pinterest:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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26 shares on X this month:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

37 shares on Discord this month:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

86 shares on Discord this month:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wolves should really raise more people.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Making waves on Threads:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Trending via Messenger:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Just shared via WeChat:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Going bananas on X:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Making waves on Instagram:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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