Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it… Commentary:Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account. No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something. Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times. (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good. Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?