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Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Trending via Facebook:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Freshly posted on X:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Trending via Snapchat:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Live now on TikTok:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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34 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

55 shares on X this month:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

14 shares on Slack this month:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Trending via Discord:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Spreading quickly via X:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Broadcasted on Slack:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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