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When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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Saving the world one unread message at a time! 🦸‍♂️📵✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged doing, excuse, humor, just, know, message, messages, multitasking, posting, returning, shit, superhero on Aug 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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