When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Saving the world one unread message at a time! 🦸♂️📵✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed. Shit posting is cheaper than therapy. Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages? Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio. I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.