“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’r… Commentary:When someone asks why they would lie to you, it's like a mosquito asking why it bites. Nature, my friend, nature. 🦟😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying. They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume. Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.