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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’r…

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’r…

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When someone asks why they would lie to you, it's like a mosquito asking why it bites. Nature, my friend, nature. 🦟😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged contradiction, honesty, humor, i, know, liar, lie, maybe, sarcasm, why on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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