A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs ghosts when you've got real estate prices haunting you like a specter? 👻💸 Better bring some holy water and a good mortgage deal when house-hunting! 🏠💰" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’. Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
