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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.