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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.