Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.
  • Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.
  • I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.
  • I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.
  • Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
  • The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.