Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.