Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re sti… Commentary:Morning innovation: microwaving’s overrated when you’re dressed for a second day adventure! 🍝🤣👕 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me. I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.