Home » Funny Activity Quotes » Page 50

549 Funny activity quotes

Trending Funny Activity Quotes 🔥

More funny activity quotes 👇

5 months ago
Share →: I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Commentary:
🍦🤫 Welcome to the scoop-tastic world of The Inside Scoop – where we dish out frozen secrets and creamy conspiracies! Join our exclusive club for a brain freeze with a side of mystery. Just remember, what happens at The Inside Scoop, stays at The Inside Scoop! 😉🔒 #IceCreamMystery #SecretScoops
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Commentary:
Who needs a wild night out when you can get the excitement of scoring a great deal on avocados at the grocery store? 🥑🛒 Forget about dancing the night away, I'm ready to stroll down the aisles in style! Meet me at the produce section, it's where all the real action is happening. 🤣 #GroceryShoppingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Commentary:
"Imagine the brainstorming sessions – diving deep into ideas and cushions simultaneously! 💭🛋️ Can't decide if we should build team rapport or a new shelf first… 🤔💡 Who knew that bright yellow balls could spark such creative breakthroughs? 🟡🔮 #ProductivityinStyle"
5 months ago
Share →: Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵‍♂️👰"
5 months ago
Share →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Commentary:
"Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"
5 months ago
Share →: My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Commentary:
Looks like your insurance company is pitching a real "in-tents" policy! 🏕️🙈 Remember folks, when it comes to camping, don't let your insurance leave you out in the cold… or out of the tent! 😂 #CampersNightmare
5 months ago
Share →: I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Commentary:
"Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘‍♂️ #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Commentary:
"Wow, seeing someone my age running definitely counts as rare sighting! 🏃‍♀️😂 Who needs an ice-cream truck when you have that kind of motivation, right? #JustAdultingThings"
5 months ago
Share →: I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Commentary:
Well, I guess hunger always wins the race against swimming! 🏊‍♂️🍔 Who would've thought that a grumbling stomach could be such a strong deterrent to learning a life skill! Just remember, the water will still be there even after a snack break 😉🌊.