154 Funny adult quotes

• Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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• A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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• An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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• I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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• You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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• Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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• Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

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• The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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• 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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• It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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