Funny ancestors quotes

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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• Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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• Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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• We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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• So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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• Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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