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Funny ancestors quotes

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025