Funny ancestors quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, I didn’t realize it was a bring-your-own-mummies kind of party! 🎉🧟‍♂️🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 🙈 Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 😂👏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

  Commentary:
  🌊🦑🐟🌿 "Shoutout to our amazing ancestors for making that epic transition from sea-dwellers to land conquerors! 🙌🏼 But hey, maybe they just got a little too comfortable on land and forgot they had an ocean to run back to? 😂🚶🏽‍♂️🌊 #EvolutionGoneWild"

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