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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Seen just now on Threads:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Going viral on WeChat:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Trending via TikTok:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Making waves on Messenger:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Just landed via Reddit:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Share →: Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a cat and having your humans obsess over your bathroom habits like it's the latest reality TV show 🙀💩 Talk about living under surveillance 24/7! Maybe cats have secret meetings plotting how to prank us in retaliation for all the poop monitoring 😹 #CatConspiracy"
6 months ago
Share →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Commentary:
It's all fun and games until the dogs start bluffing with their tails 😄🐾🃏 Who knew our furry pals were secretly planning their next poker night?! Someone better keep an eye on those sneaky canines before they start dealing out ruff hands! 🐶🎲 #PokerPaws #DoggyDealings
6 months ago
Share →: When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"
6 months ago
Share →: I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations"

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Breaking via Discord:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Trending via TikTok:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Just landed via Threads:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Going viral on Reddit:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Spotted on WeChat:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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