25 Funny animal behavior quotes

• My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, dog, eye, give, humor, job, lot, pet, side, side eye, someone, sure

• I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, anything, behavior, carefree, cat, confusion, front, frustration, house, house cat, humor, i, me, shit, simplicity, slap, understand, want

• Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, funny observation, harvesting, humor, observation, pets, poop, think, weird

• Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, dogs, form, humor, left, naturally, packs, play, poker, self-teaching, teach

• When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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  2 months ago

  adorable, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, circling, fluffy, food, humor, round, shark

• I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, back, behavior, cat, communication, funny interaction, humor, i, interaction, meow, pet, social, today

• Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, baby, behavior, cat, crying, every, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, say, sleep, tiredness, wake, want, why, zero

• Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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  3 months ago

  affection, animal, animal behavior, apology, behavior, excited, excitement, greeting, humor, i, running, sorry

• I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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  3 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, destruction, emotion, feel, humor, i, just, life, marine, marine life, need, orca, ruin, sarcasm, something, sometimes, yacht

• If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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  3 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, Earth, everything, flat, flat earth, gravity, humor, joke, pet, pet behavior, pushed

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