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Keith Richards is the ultimate survival guide! 💀🚬 If he can conquer the Marlboro marathon, we can handle a traffic jam. Let's rock on! 🎸😎
157 Funny anything quotes
Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.
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Siblings arguing: the original reality TV show 🎬😂🤦♂️
I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.
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LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷♂️
Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.
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When "anything" includes doing dishes, men suddenly develop spontaneous selective hearing 😂🙉🍽️
80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.
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Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.
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Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!
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I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭
“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.
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Having a personal privacy policy sounds like a genius move to avoid small talk! 😂🔒🤐
It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“
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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.
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Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷♂️✨