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Funny appointments quotes

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025