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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Reported on Discord:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Going viral on Facebook:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Funny audacity quotes are the perfect dose of bold humor to brighten your day 😄🔥 Whether you love a cheeky comeback or a fearless twist on everyday moments, these witty gems will have you laughing out loud 🤣💥 Get ready to embrace the sass, courage, and pure fun packed into every line—because sometimes, being audacious is the best way to live! 🚀✨

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1 week ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
4 months ago
Share →: The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the nerve of someone daring to block your path in the sacred store aisle! 🤨 Don't they know it's your runway to retail bliss? 🛒💁‍♂️ Move aside, mere mortal, the bargain hunter is on a mission! 😆 #ShoppingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the audacity of the teenage charger negotiator! 🙄 It's like a high-stakes game of 'Battery Wars' in the house! ⚡️😂 Next time, maybe we should start charging rent for those borrowed chargers! 💸🔌"
6 months ago
Share →: If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Oh, the fragrance of Audacity, a delightful blend of entitlement and disregard for authority, with top notes of eye-rolling and a hint of Snapchat filter sass 👃💁‍♂️. Perfect for capturing that essence of modern youth – wear it with a touch of mischief and a sprinkle of memes! 😜 #KidsTheseDays #AudacityPerfume
6 months ago
Share →: It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Commentary:
"Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you're trying to avoid them! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Next time, bring along a 'No Peopling Zone' sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Those beavers are true pioneers in the world of real estate development! 🏡🌲 Nothing says confidence like completely redesigning the landscape to suit your own aquatic needs. Who needs neighbors when you've got a lake to call your own, right? 😄🦫 #BeaverGoals
6 months ago
Share →: The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Commentary:
Seems like the oldies station is having a rebellious phase! 😜🎶 Who knew the 80s would become the new "oldies"? Time to crank up the volume and groove to some retro tunes like it's 1985 all over again! 💃🕺 #ThrowbackTunes #ForeverYoung

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Spotted on Slack:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Trending via Telegram:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Trending via Facebook:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Reported on Instagram:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Live now on WhatsApp:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Spotted on Slack:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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