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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Live now on Discord:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Going viral on Twitch:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Making waves on Slack:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Just shared via Threads:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Funny basic quotes

Funny basic quotes are the perfect little bursts of humor to brighten your day and keep things lighthearted 😄✨ Whether you need a quick giggle or a clever one-liner to share, these simple yet hilarious sayings never fail to crack a smile 😂💬 Get ready to sprinkle some fun into your feed and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud adventures! 🎉🤣 #GoodVibesOnly

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

25 shares on Discord this month:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

87 shares on X this month:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

30 shares on Twitch this month:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Trending via Twitch:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Spotted on Instagram:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Just landed via Telegram:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Going bananas on Slack:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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