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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Just landed via WeChat:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Trending via Snapchat:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Just shared via WeChat:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Going viral on Threads:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Just shared via Reddit:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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Share →: It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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"Yes, let's bring empathy back like it's a retro fashion trend! 🕺🧡👖 #EmpathyIsTheNewBlack"
2 months ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
6 months ago
Share →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Commentary:
"Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Oh, so you're preparing for a potential stint in the big house, huh? 🤣🏛️ Just remember, life in prison isn't all movie marathons and popcorn – but hey, at least you'll have some stellar Shawshank Redemption quotes ready to go! 🍿#LifeGoals #PrisonPrep

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Making waves on Twitch:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Just landed via Reddit:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Reported on TikTok:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Just landed via Facebook:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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