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"Pro tip: Keep a cheap bottle of wine handy at all times – it's like a hospitality safety net for family gatherings! 🍷😄 Just make sure it's tasty enough to avoid any awkward conversations 😉 #FamilyTime"
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- You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.
- To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.
- Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.
- Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.
- What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.
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"Who needs deep conversations when you've got a bottle to pour out all your woes? 🍷 Thanksgiving goals: keep the wine flowing and the questions to a minimum! 😂 #CheersToAvoidingAwkwardChats" -
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"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"
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- Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.
- My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
- Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.
- Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.
- It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
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