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6 months ago
Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Commentary:
"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"
6 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"
6 months ago
Share →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Commentary:
When your body is ready to doze off but your brain suddenly becomes a 24/7 idea factory 🤯💭 Good luck trying to count sheep with that much brainpower on overdrive! 😂🐑 #SleeplessInBrain-lanta
6 months ago
Share →: Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Commentary:
"Therapy – where even your brain gets a professional reality check 🧠🚶‍♂️ 'Ohhh, so that's how you've been rolling all this time?'" 🤣
6 months ago
Share →: People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Commentary:
"Are brains really just a head-scratcher? 🤔 Maybe it's all in our heads after all! 🧠😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Commentary:
Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤
6 months ago
Share →: If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Commentary:
🤔💡 "So, in a world where we're constantly trying to capture memories, all we need is a belly button and a nose? Who knew our brains were equipped with a screenshot feature activated by contortionist maneuvers! 📸 Now, excuse me while I perfect my brain-selfie game!"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Commentary:
"Hello bedtime, my old nemesis! My brain and I engage in our nightly battle of wits. 💭😂 Lights out for now, but the real fun begins in dreamland! ✨😴 #BrainVsSleep"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Commentary:
Oh, the female brain – akin to the internet, where nothing truly disappears! 🤯🙈 It's like trying to erase that embarrassing photo from your phone, only for it to resurface at the most inconvenient moment! 📸💥 So remember, be careful what you input into the female brain – it has a mind of its own! 😉💭
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Commentary:
Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟‍♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!