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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.
My brain is on airplane mode today.
Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.
Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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5 months ago
Share →: It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Isn't it just like our brains to do us dirty like that? 🧠🤔 It's like having a personal assistant with selective memory – remembering to remind you that you forgot something, but conveniently leaving out the crucial details! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainFail
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Maybe it's switched to storing random song lyrics or food delivery menus instead! 🧠📱🎶🍔 #EvolutionOfTheBrain
5 months ago
Share →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy coffee machine when you have the power of a half-open eye and emergency brain mode? ☕️😄 Don't underestimate the incredible capabilities of the human body – it's the ultimate coffee-making machine!"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Commentary:
"Reading some things is like doing mental gymnastics… but with extra facepalms and eye rolls thrown in for good measure. 🤦‍♂️🤯 #BrainRecoveryModeActivated"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a massage for my brain.

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"Ah, a brain massage is the perfect remedy for those hard-to-reach knots of information and stress! 🤯💆‍♂️ Let's work those neurons and give your brain the relaxation it deserves! Who knew mental tension could be so therapeutic?"
5 months ago
Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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"Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! 🧠🚿✨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!"
5 months ago
Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Commentary:
"Who needs brain health when you have memes and snacks, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #SociallyDistantButWellFed"
5 months ago
Share →: My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect is my worst enema… I mean, enemy. 🤦‍♂️🌊 Don't worry, typos happen to the breast of us!"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"
5 months ago
Share →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Commentary:
"Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes"