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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Seen just now on Discord:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

1 month ago

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

1 month ago

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I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

1 month ago

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

1 month ago

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

1 month ago

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

1 month ago

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

1 month ago

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

1 month ago

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

1 month ago

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Going viral on YouTube:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Live now on Threads:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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