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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Trending via Slack:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Broadcasted on Threads:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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Share →: If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
1 week ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Sure thing! Here's a playful comment:

"Ah, lost in the nostalgic abyss of 90s tunes! 🎶😅 #TimeMachine"
5 months ago
Share →: How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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"Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Just shared via Telegram:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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