HR has told me to stop saying 'How stupid can you be?' to members of staff. They're worried it's being taken as a challenge.

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Commentary:
Oh, HR always trying to ruin the fun! 🤣 Remember folks, asking 'How stupid can you be?' is not a challenge, it's just a rhetorical question…maybe. 😜 #HRwoes #OfficeHumor

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: "Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem."

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Commentary:
🧮 "When faced with challenging math problems, some people fold under the pressure… while others embrace it with sass! 💁‍♂️💡 Posting online with an air of mystery, claiming 'Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem' – oh, the drama, the suspense! 🤓🤫 Who knew math could come with its own hint of mischief?"

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Commentary:
"Finding a good man may be tough, but finding a babysitter for Friday night? Now that's a true quest worthy of a heroic saga! 🕵️‍♀️🍼 #ParentingStruggles"

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Commentary:
"Who needs a workout when you can just take your kids shopping? 💪🛒💸 Just kidding, maybe online shopping is the way to go! 🛍️👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems"

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Commentary:
Trying to control a class full of energetic students can feel like attempting to hug a tornado 🌪️💨 – you're just left spinning in circles wondering what just happened! It's a whirlwind of chaos and excitement all rolled into one lesson plan!

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Commentary:
🤹‍♂️🎄Parenting is a true test of letting go – especially when those ornaments are hanging by a thread and your inner perfectionist is screaming! Just remember, it's all part of the holiday charm, right? Who knew that teaching patience could be so festive? 🤪🎅

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Commentary:
"Challenge accepted! I am so single, my plants ask me for dating advice 🪴😂 #AllTheSingleLadies 💁‍♀️"

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Commentary:
Well, life sure knows how to take things literally! It's like that one friend who always has to one-up you, even when you're just venting. Lesson learned: be careful what you say to life, it might just see it as a dare!

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic battle against the inevitable darkness creeping in early. It's like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning – a challenge that tests our willpower and self-restraint. Let's see who emerges victorious in this epic struggle of seasonal observation!"