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Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,386

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Going bananas on Reddit:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Trending via Threads:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Just landed via Threads:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Spotted on Slack:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Shared recently on Slack:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Seen just now on Discord:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Shared recently on X:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

73 shares on Slack this month:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

56 shares on Slack this month:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

10 shares on X this month:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,614

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Going viral on X:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Going viral on Threads:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Just shared via X:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Live now on Slack:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Just landed via Telegram:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Just shared via Discord:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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