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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Live now on Snapchat:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Breaking via Instagram:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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